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'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Plant Lady

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Canada Goose

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

Groundhog Day

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Groundhog Making Shadow Figures.

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"It's one of those quirky British traditions. If the Prime Minister emerges from her den and can't get her Brexit deal through Parliament, it goes back again and again and again, and. . ."

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

'...Five-second rule.'

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."