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Plant Lady

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Arctic Hothouse

"You're dragging the beat."

Venus Fly Trap

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Cinema nasties

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Organic fruit.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step