Grizzly Admirer Gifts

"Have a good five months sleep dear!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Seagiraffes

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

The Fourth Little Pig

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Giraffe Umbrella

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Giraffe Selfie

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

You are what you eat!

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Jungle Games

ATM withdrawal

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Tree Squirrel

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.