Grizzly Enthusiast Gifts

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's not a bear rug. I paid a real bear to make me look macho.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Why giraffes hate winter

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

It's all gravy.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

mr godzilla you need anger management

City Zoo

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Same old crowd."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'