Grizzly Seeker Gifts

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Zoo animals.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Whiplash..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"YOU pass him on the left."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

Easter Island Secret

Toilet humour

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."