Grizzly Gambler Gifts

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Doctor's poker.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

The world at stake...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

European Space Agency.

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'I'll meet your carbon output and lower you two units.'

'But I've got potential. I bought 2 lottery tickets yesterday.'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'