Green Seeker Gifts

At the golf detox clinic.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Remember thoughts?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Nice caddying job, son - here's a little tip.'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

"Fore!"

"They're for water hazard holes."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Booster shots

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Just Stop Boil

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

I think you're ace

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Soaring Profits

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!