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At the golf detox clinic.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Remember thoughts?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Nice caddying job, son - here's a little tip.'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

"Fore!"

"They're for water hazard holes."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

I think you're ace

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Just Stop Boil

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Booster shots

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Soaring Profits

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"You've changed."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"