Green Seekers T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I can see the green...'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

I think you're ace

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Litter Pick

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Climate Change -- You are here.

Ecology

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."