Green Seekers T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I can see the green...'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Just Stop Boil

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

I think you're ace

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Litter Pick

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Climate Change -- You are here.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."