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'An olive please. I need the greens.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Booster shots

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Soaring Profits

"You've changed."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

The Amateur Golfer

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Grocery Shopping

Vaccine hurdles

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

2022

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"