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'I told you this was a rough hole!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pumpkin patch

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

ET Mishap

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Are we there yet?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."