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'I told you this was a rough hole!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pumpkin patch

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

ET Mishap

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Are we there yet?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Koala