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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Pumpkin patch

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

I think you're ace

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

The Fall from Pisa

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Are they fresh?'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Flava Superba

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

Introvert-in-a-Box

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'It's the only way we can get the kids into the garden.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Adan and Eve.

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."