Leafy Greenery Lover T-Shirts

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Grass huggers.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Neurotics in the tropics

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The new fall content.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Indian summer.

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Cutting the tree too early?