Leafy Greens Devotee T-Shirts

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Neurotics in the tropics

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

I know they told me not to bark

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"You're looking very autumnal."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Autumn Rain

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'