Leafy Greens Devotee Gifts

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Neurotics in the tropics

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hydroponic Gardening

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Autumn Rain

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'