Leafy Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Leaf zone!

Grass huggers.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The new fall content.

I know they told me not to bark

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Cutting the tree too early?