Leafy Friend Lover Gifts

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The Last Leaf

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

The new fall content.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Indian summer.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Cutting the tree too early?

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!