Leafy Laugh Lover Gifts

'Lettuce pray!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

A large leaf falling on a dog

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Leaf zone!

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'