Leafy Laughs Gifts

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'Lettuce pray!'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'Who's there?'

Ant Cut-out

Clowns tending lawn.

Grapes

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.