Leafy Laughs Gifts

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Lettuce pray!'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

Ant Cut-out

'Who's there?'

Grapes

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."