Leafy Thrill Seeker Gifts

Grapes

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Autumn Dog

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"It takes him forever to finish."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Lettuce pray!'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Tourists

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

The Joy of Greens.

'She's a vegetarian.'

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'