Leafy Thrill Seeker Gifts

Grapes

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Grass huggers.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Tunnel of Workaholics

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Autumn Dog

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"It takes him forever to finish."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

'Lettuce pray!'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Tourists

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

The Joy of Greens.

'She's a vegetarian.'

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

If someone was here... they'd be here.