Leafy Green Lover Gifts

The Joy of Greens.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'She's a vegetarian.'

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Where's my horse?'

Leaf zone!

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Grass huggers.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

The new fall content.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Indian summer.

"These hostas are out of control!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Cutting the tree too early?

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'