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The Joy of Greens.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'She's a vegetarian.'

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The Last Leaf

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Where's my horse?'

Grass huggers.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

I know they told me not to bark

The new fall content.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Cutting the tree too early?

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."