Leafy Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Grass huggers.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The new fall content.

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Indian summer.

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Cutting the tree too early?

This plant is a lousy malingerer!