Leafy Loving Dreamer T-Shirts

Grass huggers.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Gardener

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The Last Leaf

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Lounging by the pool

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'In Love'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Leaf zone!

Snow Bridge.

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

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Customized Personal Retreats.