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"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The Last Leaf

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

The new fall content.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Indian summer.

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Cutting the tree too early?

This plant is a lousy malingerer!