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'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The Last Leaf

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Leaf zone!

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The new fall content.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

I know they told me not to bark

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Cutting the tree too early?

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"