Leafy Greens Lover Gifts

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

I know they told me not to bark

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"You're looking very autumnal."

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Autumn Rain

House of Beans.

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.