Leafy Food Lover Gifts

"Stop eating you greens!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Runner Bean...

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Grass huggers.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

The Cactus Reader

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

I know they told me not to bark

Artichoking victim

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Pickled beets.

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"It's not you. It's pea."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Popeye Switches to Kale.