Leafy Food Lover Pillows

"Stop eating you greens!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Runner Bean...

Grass huggers.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

The Cactus Reader

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Pickled beets.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"It's not you. It's pea."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Popeye Switches to Kale.