Leafy Lettuce Lover Pillows

Hydroponic Gardening

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'Lettuce pray!'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

House of Beans.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Anatomy of a Salad

Rocket Lettuce.

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

"I hereby declare that from now on, every food must be served in a lettuce cup."

Bulk foods...mixed beans, 49 cents...assorted healthful legumes, 98 cents.

The Joy of Greens.

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.