Lettuce Lover Pillows

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Anatomy of a Salad

Man labouring over vegetable patch

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

"Expense account or regular?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Eat Beef

Runner Bean...

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Pickled beets.