Leek Lover Pillows

Vegicurious

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Baker Romance

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Eat Beef

Rap-scallions

The Dandy

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Hydroponic Gardening

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"It's all about the milk."