Leek Hero Pillows

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Rap-scallions

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Toastquest!

Giant sandwich bags.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Vegicurious

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

First Responders - Second Responders.

Real men have facial hair.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"Boy, she has a new look."

Comb over club.

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."