Aquatic Hero Pillows

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."