Aquatic Hero Mugs

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Distracting the fish.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'