Cheesehead Hero Pillows

"Mind if I put the game on?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love Basketball.

Freedom of the press

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Cheese

An expletive of editors

Cottage Cheese

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

Goalie Wall.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

You look like a team player. I like that!

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Cheese Plaiters.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Rapunzel on prom night.

Comb over club.

'I can't dunk.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"