Cheesehead Hero T-Shirts

"Mind if I put the game on?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Freedom of the press

I love Basketball.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Cottage Cheese

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

Cheese

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

An expletive of editors

Goalie Wall.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

Athletic Darwinism.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

You look like a team player. I like that!

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Cheese Plaiters.

Daily News. Headline Writing Dept. How about this story, Ernie? ... Blonde twins parachuted nude to win a bet! Fair pair use air scare for bare dare!

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Rapunzel on prom night.

'I can't dunk.'

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi