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Cottage Cheese

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Cheese Secret

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Say cheese!

Wine and Cheese

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Mice taking lessons.

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Cheese

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow