Cheesehead Gifts

Cottage Cheese

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cheese Secret

Wine and Cheese

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Say cheese!

Mice taking lessons.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Cheese

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.