Cheeselover Gifts

''Cheese' is your answer to everything!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.