Cheeseburger Lover Gifts

"Burger with - I'm guessing - American cheese?"

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

French wine

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cheese

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'