Cheeseburger Enthusiast Gifts

Jimmy Buffett at 100: Margarityville nursing home: 'Where's my dadburn cheeseburger!'

'If you don't mind, Dad, I think I'll go for a cheeseburger!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"