Cheeseboard Aficionado Gifts

The wonderful world of cheese.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'How about a game of cards?'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

Target your message

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."