Cheese Board Admirer Gifts

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

The worm that churned!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Cheese Pile

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.