Ceramic Admirer Gifts

All pottery hand-thrown

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"This one will go with everything,

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Haunted museum

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Artisanal Pottery

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

'I like a man in a suit.'