Kitchenware Admirer Gifts

Runaway Crisis Center.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Artisanal Pottery

Swiss Kitchen

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Pop-up toaster.

Bananas eye the blender

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Have you seen this toaster?

What salt shakers find amusing

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'