Kitchenware Enthusiasts Gifts

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Swiss Kitchen

Origin of the 'spork'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"So much to do... so little time."

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"