Kitchen Appliance Enthusiast Gifts

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Entertainment systems

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Does it come with magnets?"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"To toast!"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher