Home Appliance Enthusiast Gifts

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I didn't spark joy."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Entertainment systems

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."