Home Appliance Enthusiast Gifts

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

"I didn't spark joy."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Entertainment systems

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.