Kitchen Tech Enthusiast Gifts

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Swiss Kitchen

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Motor-blender.

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."